Ilana: Dude, I would follow you into hell.
Abbi: I would take you on my shoulders, like, I’d strap you up and I’d be like, “Let’s go through hell”

♥ 8544 — 10 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via carsonphillips (source)
Mad cute facial Tuesday. 

(Also this is the best masque ever)

Mad cute facial Tuesday.

(Also this is the best masque ever)

♥ 10 — 10 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014
Anonymous inquired:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

♥ 26280 — 12 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via shutupmerlin (source)
dailyreenactor:

IMG_1986.jpg on Flickr.

dailyreenactor:

IMG_1986.jpg on Flickr.

♥ 136 — 13 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via williambdanchou (source)
then it means a lot to me. thank you sweetheart :’)

♥ 1 — 13 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014
#nami64  

nami64 replied to your post “I hate working full time because now marthajefferson and I are on…”

I MISS YOU TOO!! i tried to reply to some of your posts just to say ‘hi’ but yeah… the spheric form of this plant and timezones suck :P

I am TERRIBLE at replying to replies because I’m usually on my phone. I pulled out my laptop to respond to this as a SYMBOL OF MY LOVE.

♥ 1 — 13 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014
#nami64  

I hate working full time because now marthajefferson and I are on completely opposite schedules!

♥ 1 — 13 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014

Today I got paid to look up James River plantations.

♥ 3 — 14 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014
postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

♥ 348994 — 17 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via oliverno (source)
#cats  #q  

medusasmusings:

A cat having an adventure

♥ 19502 — 20 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via voicelikehelvetica (source)
#cats  #q